I decided the other night that there’s little I loathe more in this world than yogurt commercials. you know, the one where it’s a bunch of women on their cordless phones with one another, in various business-casual ensembles - or post-workout clothing, a much worse offense - talking about how NAUGHTY they were last night, the simply DECADENT treats they oh-so-sinfully snacked on…then cut to the Yoplait display! LOLZ! it’s fucking YOGURT YOU FOOLS! I CAN EAT AS MUCH OF THIS SHIT AS I WANT AND ALL IT’S GOING TO DO IS MAKE ME POOP!
actually, I learned back in AP English that the word “decadent” actually means “in a state of decay.” how that translates to dessert I’ll never know...
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14 years ago
it translates to dessert plenty well, that shits fattening, tooth rotting or decaying(pick your poison) and all around a waste of money. My soul decays whenever I order a chocolate mousse or a tiramisu, or even a creme brulee(though they are delicious)
ReplyDeleteI don't want to see anymore tiramisu hate on this blog.
ReplyDeleteI dont want to see anymore whine on this blog if the cheese is vacant.
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